Monday, August 29, 2011

MY First Teej

Hello Friends


We all know that Teej is around the corner. This Year Teej is on 31st August,2011 ,i.e. day after Tomorrow and I am eagerly waiting for it. Because it is going to me by First Teej.

As a child, I enjoyed Teej festival very much and have lots of fond memories of it. My mom loved celebrating festivals, as it was more of a joyous social occasion for her. I really liked how she chose to celebrate these special occasions. After my mom I have seen my sisters doing this.

It is going to be my first Teej and I will be alone at Bangalore. No doubt my husband will be with me. But i will miss my family. So my sweet Hubby asked me to celebrate this with my sister who also lives in Bangalore.

Teej is a unique festival for women, which includes fasts and followed with delicious feasts next day. I have seen my mother and sisters dress up and decorate their palms with mehndi. I am well planned as how I am going to Celebrate my First Teej. Teej is day after Tomorrow and I ahve already taken a leave For Tomorrow so that I can Pamper tomorrow whole day.

In my next Post i will tell how I celebrated Teej and how we do this Puja. so that next Year I can recall Things required to do the Teej. and how the Puja is done.

Till then

Byeeeeeee

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Flower Show at LalBagh,Bangalore

Last Weekend we had a Long weekend. Saturday 15th, Rakhi, 14th Aug Sunday and 15th Aug Independence. Day. SThe first day of Weekend was very nice and special also for me because it was my first Festival with My Hubby. Sister,Jiju and bhai came to home then after tieing Rakhi to bro we went for Bannergheta National Park. Trip to this i will post Later.

So on Monday,15th August,2011 was the last day for the Long weekend for us. So I decided to go to Lal Bagh Flower Show. The Lalbagh Flower Show happens every year during Republic Day and Independece Day, and it runs for a couple of week.My Husabnd is new to Bangalore. He is not liking Bangalore at all. He is missing his Mumbai. So I decided something special for my husband.  So I  proposed him we should go to the flower show at Lalbagh. 

So came morning and we woke up at promptly at 7:00 AM. My hubby was more excited than me. He was having only one concen . His concern was will i help him to drive through Lalbagh Flower Sahow. As he is not aware of roads in Bangalore. The excitement of going somewhere was more than enough.Once we were there, we were treated to beautiful sights in all colours. 

I have Last visited Flower Show in 2009 with my jiju and di. Now I visited the Flower Show after 2 Years with my husband. There was rows & rows of lovely and colourful Flower. Though it was the last day of the Flower Show but we liked it a lot especially my husbanda

 
Anyways, here are the visuals. Again a-too-many-pictures-post!












 

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Jokes on Sardar Ji...........Enjoy

Hello Friends,

Lets have some fun time. Lets enjoy the day with some famous jokes on Sardarji.

SARDAR JOKES…….Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

  • A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

  • Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

  • Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

  • One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

  • Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

  • Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

  • A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

  • Postman: - I Have To come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

  • A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

  • Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

  • A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.

  • A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

  • Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

  • Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

  • Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!!
  • Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

  • IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....

  • Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

  • A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"

  • A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.

  • Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

  • Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
  • Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

From Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Hi

शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़ के करना क्या है?
जब यही जीना है दोस्तों तो फ़िर मरना क्या है?

पहली बारिश में ट्रेन लेट होने की फ़िक्र है
भूल गये भीगते हुए टहलना क्या है?

सीरियल्स् के किर्दारों का सारा हाल है मालूम
पर माँ का हाल पूछ्ने की फ़ुर्सत कहाँ है?


अब रेत पे नंगे पाँव टहलते क्यूं नहीं?
108 हैं चैनल् फ़िर दिल बहलते क्यूं नहीं?

इन्टरनैट से दुनिया के तो टच में हैं,
लेकिन पडोस में कौन रहता है जानते तक नहीं.

मोबाइल, लैन्डलाइन सब की भरमार है,
लेकिन जिग्ररी दोस्त तक पहुँचे ऐसे तार कहाँ हैं?

कब डूबते हुए सुरज को देखा त, याद है?
कब जाना था शाम का गुज़रना क्या है?

तो दोस्तों शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़् के करना क्या है
जब् यही जीना है तो फ़िर मरना क्या है

Monday, August 15, 2011

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s if...-2

1) You loved licking off the cream from the centre of Bourbon biscuits.


2) There were no Nike, Reebok, Adidas, Puma- Bata and Liberty was the way to go for your sports shoes.


3) You have probably consumed more Frooti in your lifetime than there is oil in Iraq


4) You bought packets of potato chips for the specific purpose of collecting Tazos. And you had Tazos depicting everyone from Confucius to Daffy Duck to Daffy Duck dressed as Confucius.


5) For the longest time, the Maruti 800, the Premier Padmini, THE Fiat, and THE Ambassador were the only cars you saw on the road, and the Contessa was cool because it was bigger.


6) You would literally jump up in excitement if you ever chanced upon an imported car (Oh my gosh, is that really a MERCEDES?)!
7) You used to Fuzen gum. You also chewed Big (big) Babool and/or Boom Boom Boomer chewing gum. They were bright pink and disgusting tasting, but you loved them for the temporary tattoos.


8) Talking of temporary tattoos, you sometimes had contests with your classmates about who had more tattoos on their arm, leg, knee, hand, forehead, wherever.

9) You thought Mario and Contra were the coolest things ever invented, especially if you were a boy.


10) Seemingly senseless acronyms like SRK, DDLJ, DTPH, KKHH actually make sense to you
11) You would watch WWF keenly every evening/afternoon and loved Bret Hart "Hitman"! really thought Undertaker had seven lives and he made an “actual” appearance in the Akshay Kumar- starrer Khiladiyon ka Khiladi.


12) When all backpacks (or ’schoolbags’) and water bottles and tiffin boxes had strange cartoon characters that were hybrid versions of seven or eight different characters, and you still bought them, because a green man wih a water pistol, boots, a jet-pack, Johnny bravo hair, a rajasthani mustache, gloves, and underwear (long johns) over his pants, called ‘Mr. X’ was OBVIOUSLY a status symbol.
113 You remember the Nirma tikia jingle.


14) You remember the Nirma girl.


15) You remember the ‘doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh’ ad and also the ‘laal kaala peela, gulabi hara neela classic hai badia bristles wala’ and 'roz khao ande' jalebi ads.


16) You watched the Bournvita Quiz contest on TV pretty religiously. The smarter ones amongst you actually took part in it and had your entire school and your entire extended families watch you on it!


17) Maggi 2 Minute Noodles = ultimate snack (and tiffin, lunch, dinner)!


18) If you grew up in the early 90s, you recall the nation’s obsession with Mahabharata on TV


19) In the later 90s, you religiously followed Hip Hip Hooray on Zee. Maybe Just Mohabbat on Sony too 


 






20) You eagerly awaited Friendship Day, so you could give friendship bands to all your friends, and get bands from them in return. Then, of course, those with the most bands loved to show them off .


21) Backstreet Boys' "Quit Playing Games" was one of the first english songs that you LOVED!


22 ) This list made you smile.


And I miss that age, it was sooo awesome!
 
 

 

Sunday, August 14, 2011

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s if… -Part 1

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s if… -Part 1


) You know the words to ‘In-pin-safety-pin’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart
2) Cricket is almost a religion for you, and you idolize at least one of Rahul Dravid/Sachin Tendulkar/Saurav Ganguly




3) You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comics



4) You’ve watched Shaktimaan on TV at least once in your life. And you can immediately recognize the character when you see him. 


5) You watched corny dubbed versions of Small Wonder, Silver Spoon, and I Dream of Jeanie



6) You were THRILLED when McDonald’s opened in your neighborhood (or even eight kilometers away)


7)) A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat


8) You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke Hain Kaun at least 5 times each
9) You still remember the theme song of Hum Paanch. (Hum Paanch, Pam Pam Pam Paanch!)

10) You have played hours upon hour of running and catching, Ghar-Ghar, Kitchen set, chor-police, lagori, saankli, ‘Doctor, doctor, help us!’, ‘Lock and key’
11) You collected and played trump cards of wrestlers, cricketers, and WWF.
12) Your summer vacations were often synonymous with visiting your grandparents or
13) You Still Remember "Bole mere lips, I love uncle Chips! "
14) You know the song ‘Made in India ’ by Alisha Chinai
15) You have seen many many many episodes of ‘Antakshari’ on Zee TV and know the only thing constant in the show is Annu Kapoor.
16) You learnt LOGO and BASIC in school!
17) You couldn’t wait to start 4th standard so you could start writing with PENS instead of with pencils!
18) You often used terms and phrases like ‘two-say’, ‘same to you, back to you, with no returns’, and ‘shame shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name
19) You most probably saw Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge at the cinema at least once. You also fantasized about singing songs in mustard fields as in the movie.


20) You have seen David Dhawan and Govinda movies and laughed at them.
21) You have said ‘haw’ or ‘yuck’ when you saw people kissing in English movies. (nowadays kids are used to it!)
22) Titanic was your FIRST favourite english movie.


23) You remember the Gujarat earthquake very clearly and could possibly tell everyone EXACTLY what you were doing when the earthquake occurred (yes, this happened in 2001, January 26, 2001, to be exact — but this group is about the things that Indian kids that GREW UP in the 90s remember and identify with).
24) Barbies for girls, and GI Joes for boys were the ultimate status symbols. You just wanted more more more and more. And how can I forget Hot Wheels, for both boys and girls?

25) Jungle Jungle Baat Chali Hai Pata Chala Hai! Chaddi Pehen Ke Phool Khila Hai Phool Khila Hai!" You watched "The Jungle Book" every Sunday morning at 9.a.m" and just loved mowgli, bhalu and bagheera. A few years later, you watched Disney Hour, which had cartoons like Aladdin, Gummy Bears, Tail Spin, Uncle Scrooge!


Friday, August 12, 2011

A reminder of our Sunday morning 15-20 yrs ago

my tooth powder

1) Colgate



2) Dabur Red tooth Powder




gold spot the zing thing






Marrigee Says:

Shaadi aur tum se kabhi nahi




2) Baratiyoun ka Swagar PAN PARAG se hona Chahiye


 
Choclates I used to eat
1) Nutrine chocklate



2) Parle Poppins


3) Big Babol



Summer Favouriate Drinks for ALL

I love you rasna




MY HEALTH DRINK (my viva)



My Ice Cream (Vadilal Icecream)



my everlasting bathing soap





MY OIL that my Family used (keo karpin oil)




(LML VESPA) my Dad and Uncle's bike


Blade for My Father for his shaving (TOPAZ BLADE)






Comics I used to Read:

1) Heman


2) Super Commando Dhruv



3) Nagraj:


3) Pinki


4) Chacha Chowdhry




my altime favorite channel



MY TOYS (Jaint Robert)




 I ued to write with my pen and Pencils (Natraj Pencils)



Serials I used to Watch

1) Jungle Book (Moogli)





2) Mahabharat



3) Malgudi days swamy

4) Vikram and Betal




5) Ramayan:


 

Washing Powder that Mom was using






Watches that our elders used to Wear (HMT Watche's)



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My uncles, Dad favouriate Suits, shirts Brand (Digjam Suitings and Shirtings)





and Last but not the Least

lizzat papad .......haa ha ha..haa ha ha
karram kurram…kurram karram