Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Question : What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: tea please

Question : Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?
Answer : Ceylon tea 

Question : How would you like it ? Black or white ?

Answer: white

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black. 

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer: Cane sugar

Question:White , brown or yellow sugar ?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water ?
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavored or non-flavored ?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst